Post #2693. Science has found evidence of previous life on Mars. You would think news like this would be rockin' all over the world. So, that's how blasé we've become. (Maybe. I'd put us quite a few notches below that.) Now if something was exploding ... make that a big explosion, or drooling over a lifeless corpse, then it might make CNN. If they have time. Not Fox News though. No bare legs or titties.
Maybe it's because of the fossil they found: a piece of cauliflower. I thought it was perfect actually.
Suppose Joel Edward McHale checks the Internet for his name? Of course he does.
posted by Rick at 11:57 PM